practically perfect in every way

Update for ya!

I’m working with Theatre West Virginia now.
I have a new tablet computer.
Tumblr doesn’t like my tablet (or possibly vice versa).
I don’t want to download the tumblr app.
Thus I may not be here often.
Sorry.

I’m in love with a wonderful man and I will probably marry him someday.
I have nice roommates here in West Virginia.
I live in the most lovely of surroundings currently.

Life is pretty much swell right now.

Xoxo

synecdoche:

“How are you?”
“I’ve been crying a lot about Onion articles.”
“Me too.”

whale-bone:

tibets:

Mac Bath

WAS THIS REALLY WORTH THE JOKE

whale-bone:

tibets:

Mac Bath

WAS THIS REALLY WORTH THE JOKE

rockcandymelted:

this is both hilariously, and horrifyingly, true.

Why is there very little utility to women’s clothing? Why don’t we get pockets which actually open? Why do we have to put up with the ‘false pockets’ that are frequently sewn onto women’s jackets and pants to give visual interest without ruining the ‘line’ of the garment? Why, when pockets are actually present, are they so rarely large, stable, or loose enough to accommodate a phone or a wallet? And why, given this is the case, do women go on to cop so much flack for carrying handbags around with them?

Oh wait. Is this one of those double standards which we feminists are always going on about; one of those innocuous little things which everybody just accepts because it is the norm?

Women carry handbags. It is known.

But why? I have watched my male friends get ready to go out. They slip their wallet into one pocket, their keys into another, their phone into a third pocket, and some of them even still have spare pockets large enough to carry a novel for the journey. Those of my friends who wear women’s clothes, though, face an entirely different situation. If they are wearing the right jeans or jacket, they may have up to two usable pockets (not at all guaranteed). However, in most cases they won’t have any pockets at all. Utility and style rarely meet in women’s fashion, so they grab a bag.

Contrary to all the jokes, most women don’t ‘have’ to leave the house with everything they pack in their day-to-day handbag. Most of the items in a woman’s everyday handbag are in there because, if she’s going to have to carry it anyway, she might as well make it worth her while. Excuse us for making use of the one useful item we find in our wardrobes.

justamus:

A rare vintage photograph of an onna-bugeisha, one of the female warriors of the upper social classes in feudal Japan.
Often mistakenly referred to as “female samurai”, female warriors have a long history in Japan, beginning long before samurai emerged as a warrior class.

justamus:

A rare vintage photograph of an onna-bugeisha, one of the female warriors of the upper social classes in feudal Japan.

Often mistakenly referred to as “female samurai”, female warriors have a long history in Japan, beginning long before samurai emerged as a warrior class.

(TW: suicide and rape) My daughter wasn’t bullied to death, she was disappointed to death. Disappointed in people she thought she could trust, her school, and the police. She was my daughter, but she was your daughter too. For the love of God do something.
Glen Canning, father of Rehtaeh Parsons • In a new op-ed/statement published by the Huffington Post on Thursday. Parsons died on Sunday night, following a suicide attempt which is believed to have been the result of extensive post-rape bullying. Be warned, while we definitely think more people should see the grieving father’s words, you won’t find an easy read behind the source link. source (via shortformblog)

cinyma:

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

hatewizard:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

zacloudseth:

bellechere:

stuckinabucket:

youngbadmanbrown:

beastlyart:

brodoyouevenswift:

Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.

Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here

I have never watched this show, though I’ve been meaning to, but this is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in my life. This would get bumped up my queue very quickly if the whole series was like this.

I need this

Oh my god.

Yep. I didn’t know it, but this is exactly what I needed today.

YES

what

the

fuckkkkkahahahahaaa

watch this

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

doodleloser:

squeedge:

wufflecomic:

While I’m taking a break from Wuffle, Me and my friends are made small, fun game weekend dating sim game project for PPHS
Jurassic ♥ Heart : The Game Click the picture to play the game or this link : Click
have fun!
- Piti Yindee

SCREAMING NONSTOP

Things I do at 1 in the morning.

It’s a god-damn Jurassic Park dating sim what is air

… Oh my God.

HOLLEY
holley holley holley holley

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

doodleloser:

squeedge:

wufflecomic:

While I’m taking a break from Wuffle,
Me and my friends are made small, fun game weekend dating sim game project for PPHS

Jurassic ♥ Heart : The Game
Click the picture to play the game or this link : Click

have fun!

- Piti Yindee

SCREAMING NONSTOP

Things I do at 1 in the morning.

It’s a god-damn Jurassic Park dating sim what is air

… Oh my God.

HOLLEY

holley holley holley holley