practically perfect in every way

internalodyssey:

norafox:

convixial:

2013’s Galaxy Chocolate Ad featuring Audrey Hepburn

They made her CGI O.o… like that isn’t a real person, that’s Audrey Hepburn made by a computer….. WHAT?!

….wow

Rather so, yes.They nailed the look of the piece, colors, actors, it all has the feel of that period.

HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THIS

wilwheaton:

section9:

brute-reason:

So this MRA calls a domestic violence hotline pretending to be a man who’s being abused by his wife. He claims that the hotline refused to help him because he’s a man.

Actually, the counselor explained that he’d called a counseling line, not an actual shelter, but that she could connect him to a hotline for men that would give him and his young son a free hotel room. He refused and said that he wanted to call the police on his wife; the counselor offered to connect him directly to a police officer who specializes in domestic violence. He refused this too, and insisted that he wanted to be housed IN A SHELTER FOR BATTERED WOMEN SPECIFICALLY, even though he does not identify as a woman. The counselor continued to insist that he could get a free hotel stay if he let her connect him to the appropriate hotline. He kept refusing and finally ended the call without warning.

“Men’s rights” activism, folks.

What an asshole.

The whole “Men’s Rights” crowd would be hilarious, if they weren’t so goddamn infuriating.

rowanazra:

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rowanazra:

if you use okcupid there’s a new browser extension to keep the creeps away!

it’s amazing and you should download it

you should really reblog and share this it could actually save lives

abaldwin360:

Bernie Sanders, y’all. 
Paffages

I just want to say that paffages is SO LUCKY that they aren’t open on april fools day.

I had plans, I tell you.

Plans.

Involving a SHIT TON of sticky notes with ” [citation needed] ” printed on them.

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS AND WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME FIRED BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT OH GOD SO WORTH IT.

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

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laughterkey:

kelpmonger:

fuckyeahatheism:

A few months ago, this preacher guy (Preacher Tom, for anyone who might have had a similar experience with the guy) came to my campus and started spewing hateful and judgmental things at passers-by. Knowing he would be back, I created Zealous Preacher Bingo cards, with a few friends’ suggestions for spaces. We gave out candy to anyone who won.

I love how “Yelling” is the free space

My first year at UF, on April Fools’ Day, a few guys went out where the Plaza Preachers always congregated and brought their own giant signs and preached the word of Dr. Seuss. HOP ON POP, I SAY TO THEE.

I CAN PLAY THIS AT PAFFAGES I WANT TO DO THIS TOMORROW

laughterkey:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

Meat sprinkles got me something fierce.